when girls sneeze their vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
(via baby-im-limited-edition)
killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:
A PUNISHMENT WORSE THAN DEATH.
GOD DAMN THIS IS SO HARD TO WATCH
I WOULD DIE
THIS IS HELL.
R.I.P.
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via im-sorry-ilove-you)
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
(Source: hiptoyourjive, via baby-im-limited-edition)
brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
(via 500days-of-stfu)
DID THAT KITTEH JUST
JUST HUG IT’S HEAD
BECAUSE YOU PETTED IT’S TUMMY
WHAT AN ADORABLE KITTEH
(via lilithelilone)