Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.– Virginia Woolf, Selected Letters (via fawun)
i’m really good at arguing until i start crying
amoying: im only attracted to people who aren’t attracted to me
my-kala: verticurl: I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
Book: I will be one of the best things you read this year.
Book: You will fall in love with my characters.
Book: I'm so good, you'll lose sleep over me.
Book: I'm part of a series.
Book: So you can feel the pain of a character dying in each book.
Book: I will break you emotionally.
Book: I will make you forget the real world.
Book: I will ruin all potential future love interests for you.
Book: You will be emotionally attached to me.
Book: You are mine.
homwrecker: when girls sneeze their vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
jesuschristvevo: brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment